Catch-Up Funnies

Here are some of the funny things that have been said or done lately:

• Nicholas asked what rhino horns are for, and I said, "What do you think they're for?" Without missing a beat he responded, "They're for making noise!"
• Andi is big into dressing herself, and we are trying in vain to teach her how some things go together and some things don't. One day after she put on a pair of purple and pink striped pants, I tried to convince her that a pink shirt would look good with them. Instead, she chose a green and white striped shirt and said, "No, pink doesn't match. Stripes match. See? Stripes and stripes!"
• This one's a little gross... Andi was looking on as Chris made cookies one night. Chris teased her by saying that they were going to be "booger cookies". She said, "No, Daddy! Boogers go in your mouth, not in cookies!" Yuck!

Nicholas' vocabulary list:

• Black toast: lactose
• Honey bird: hummingbird
• Pasgetti and neat balls: his favorite meal